Overheard at work

"Why do white girls only hang out in odd numbers?"

"Because they, like, can’t even."

newsweek:

A Statistical Analysis of the Work of Bob Ross | FiveThirtyEight

Important statistic to note: trees per painting, happy or otherwise.
This is extremely relevant to my interests

newsweek:

A Statistical Analysis of the Work of Bob Ross | FiveThirtyEight

Important statistic to note: trees per painting, happy or otherwise.

This is extremely relevant to my interests

Nah I mean the first one is super cool but I am way more inclined towards the Pale Rider version. Also this dude’s placement is dumb but the tattoo itself is pretty on point.

I don’t wanna jump to any hasty conclusions here but I might be starting to not hate the Smiths stay tuned for more on this developing story

FINALLY

FINALLY

gnarlsbeardly:

Fuck with it.

I miss these days so god damn much

gnarlsbeardly:

Fuck with it.

I miss these days so god damn much

harboua:

sherlockfoundthetardis:

Hillary Clinton Shoe Attack vs. George Bush Shoe Attack

I hope war criminals can’t speak at any event without someone throwing a shoe at them. 

(via disciplesofmalcolm)

Five dreams brought to you by my demented subconscious and motherfucking Ambien: The official sleep “aid” of Beelzebub himself

(actually batshit insane, consider yrselves warned)

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Three Baphomet pictures from three different people I follow in a ten-twenty minute span

cool

I met a dude at this bar having a punk rock karaoke night, he was all of these things and when he walked away I told my friend I bet you a hundred bucks he has a checkerboard tattoo somewhere sure enough we meet again in the bathroom line she asks him and he says YES

I met a dude at this bar having a punk rock karaoke night, he was all of these things and when he walked away I told my friend I bet you a hundred bucks he has a checkerboard tattoo somewhere sure enough we meet again in the bathroom line she asks him and he says YES

(Source: translikeuswereborntorun, via soulofacat)