December 2011
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Went and saw the new version of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Not entirely sure how I felt about it they added a pretty solid sense of humor but the cliches like her being a hacker so obviously she eats a ton of junk food and her friends are well-placed nine inch nails advertisements irked me somewhat and I kept getting hung up on silly things like the implications of her switching position so...
I can shiver and not be ashamed
I can grimace and not catch myself
Alone in my room there is no one to posture for
No one to outdo
Take another sip
Hemingway said to “write drunk and edit sober”
I’m neither right now, really, so I should get a move on
Fetch that brown moleskin from under the car seat
There were four wonderful starts in it (don’t waste them!)
I need a break...
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“There is no intensity of love or feeling that does not involve the risk of...”
– William S. Burroughs (via nacheeto)
I think he was on to something here.
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FINALLY HAVE INTERNET BACK
thank Jesus it’s a Christmas miracle amirite
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Elf, a nice pinot grigio, my family getting along...
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and so the titans of Annapolis prepared to descend...
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Dreamt
is the only word in English that uses the adjacent letter pairing “-mt”
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“The life of our body is only a constantly prevented dying, an ever postponed...”
– Schopenhauer The World as Will and Representation (via chunder-)
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Dear Congress, It's No Longer OK To Not Know How... →
I remember fondly the days when we were all tickled pink by our elected officials’ struggle to understand how the internet works. Whether it was George W. Bush referring to “the internets” or Senator Ted Stevens describing said internets as “a series of tubes,” we would sit back and chortle at our well-meaning but horribly uninformed representatives, confident that the right people would...
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“Ricky’s got a bullet in his ass and he fed the dog a bunch of weed...”
– Trailer Park Boys
can't fucking sleep
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Saved texts on my old phone
“I don’t think blood comes out, dude”
“Are —- and —— fucking?”
-“LIKE JACKRABBITS DUDE”
“HAHA I knew it. The way —- escorted me to the door I knew he was about to get his fuck on.”
“God damn it Sam spoken like a true fascist”
“I did coke off a strippers ass last night these bitches can go fuck...
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“I AM SO WASTED AND HE IS ON ALL OF THE COKE I AM SO EXCITED 4 SEX SEX SEX”
– Secret Council Member #2
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Provocative! Adducing! Hilarity! The world is a wonderful place, my friends.
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Watch
The Associated Press: Sandusky lawyer... →
goodreasonnews:
BELLEFONTE, Pa. (AP) — A lawyer for a former Penn State assistant football coach accused of molesting boys says he didn’t mean to refer to a gay sex phone line when he said anyone who believes university officials thought his client raped a 10-year-old boy and did little about it should call 1-800-REALITY.
The phrase is one attorney Joseph Amendola says he’s used for years to...
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My sister just turned off A Clockwork Orange in favor of the Jim Carrey Grinch
