March 2012
145 posts
Mar 1st
February 2012
114 posts
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Total damage to car: ~$2,300 (not including tax) Loan status: Denied (insufficient credit) Alternative income sources: Begging (“I just got outta jail man, I just need 50 cents so I can take the bus to Glen Burnie man, just tryna see my daughta”), …, ? Conclusions: Goddammit
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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The Psyocilibin Discourses
1:57 p.m. My sensory perception is… skewed. God have mercy on my soul. 2:02 p.m. I just told Zach we should start a Sleigh Bells cover band because, “I’m pretty.” 2:31 p.m. Holy shit. None of this is real. It’s like I’m behind a real life veil of the real life. 2:52 p.m. Cloudy skies and Brand New 3:31 p.m. I was eating Fritos and thought I ate one of my...
Feb 28th
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I’m gonna make a plaster cast out of the depression in my mattress where my ass has been cradled, comfortably watching movies and writing nonsensical short stories for the last three days. I’ll keep it on display in my room and everyone who asks what it is will get a different story.
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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I was gonna go out earlier because hey it’s a Sunday night what else is there to do but zomg Dollar Boh’s at Tsunami you guise omg showed up for one drink and realized I can’t stand pretty much everyone in there. Now I’m home trying to enjoy my hobo soup (ramen noodles, various cabinet spices, jalapeno Tabasco sauce and an egg (not vegan kiss my ass first lapse in nine days...
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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speedygonzaliz asked: 1-5
Feb 26th
Feb 26th
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“I mean, we knew the badger had a lot of vodka. The next logical step is hot...”
– Thad, Blue Mountain State
Feb 26th
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Tumblr fuck off I’m not going to stop using Missing-E so stop giving me your garbage warning about it 
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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faint, but distinct murmurs of thunder. finally. shivers.
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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“You called me a little after 1:00 asking me to come get you from Newman. When I...”
– I guess I did it right
Feb 21st
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“He who delights in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.”
– Francis Bacon (via absurdlakefront)
Feb 21st
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Bahaha, what even? →
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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RIP Mars Volta hair :(
at least I still have my beard. Which looks even more majestic, I think, with the shorter hair. Idk. Sad.
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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I never thought I’d say this, but… I’m seriously missing AACC right now.Taking a semester off was the worst decision. I’m bored out of my mind.
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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