April 2012
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saruhmmkz replied to your post: When people ask for whip cream on their skinny…
Hahaha I do that occasionally! I just prefer low-fat milk :p
But then why also sugar-free syrup? Skinny is not just fat-free you know.
March 2012
145 posts
When people ask for whip cream on their skinny _____ latte I want to set them on fire
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but...”
– Hunter S. Thompson
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Sign a thank-you card to Starbucks for standing up... →
stfuconservatives:
The National Organization for Marriage (of straight white ppl only) is boycotting Starbucks because they are standing up for marriage equality. Yeah, a few thousand bigots boycotting their burnt coffee — I’m sure the corporate execs are shaking in their grande-sized boots. Anyways, since it’s nice to see a company actually not being shitty for a little while, you can sign...
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“We know, we know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, antiwar,...”
– Did Rick Santorum say n* word? What else could that n- have been? (via thenoobyorker)
He gets “nig-” out entirely. More proof what a fucking douchebag he is.
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Is that the Capitals NOT playing like total shit?!
catsonmyshoulders:
I think… I think I remember this team.
WOW. No, no. Fuck me.
Actually, fuck this team.
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Is that the Capitals NOT playing like total shit?!
I think… I think I remember this team.
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If Rick Santorum gets elected...
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maxwelletc:
“Each year the homosexuals, independent women, and porn-viewers will offer up 24 tributes to fight to the death in an arena…”
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“He Doesn’t Know Why” - Fleet...
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Watchinothernews:
mohandasgandhi:
soupsoup:
reuters:
ABC News releases surveillance video of arrest of George Zimmerman.
Zimmerman said he had been bloodied badly, had the back of his head slammed into the ground, and was given a broken nose. Does that appear to be the case from this video?
Good luck with that defense, George.
It’s also becoming more clear how badly the Sanford Police...
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Be calm.
I could do to keep this in mind a bit more.
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“If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are...”
– Lao Tzu
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“Ah, mon cher, for anyone who is alone, without God and without a master, the...”
– Albert Camus
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“After great pain, a formal feeling comes—
The Nerves sit ceremonious, like...”
– Emily Dickinson, from “[372]” (via proustitute)
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
“If you love something, set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
bleeeeeehhhhhhhhhh
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Best parent ever →
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Too. Much. Caffeine.
Holy shit. I had two iced americanos (four shots apiece in a sixteen ounce) and am shaking so hard I can barely type.
Next time yr in D.C. I would highly recommend you check out Filter. The drinks are phenomenal, service is friendly and ambiance is comfortable and inviting.
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theautologicalmetaphor replied to your post: Things that just happen to me
ummmm wut
Sound check for their performance at the Reason Rally tomorrow. Caught like four or five songs, front and fucking center.
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What the shit →
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Quite possibly the most offensive thing I have... →
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Things that just happen to me
an otherwise typical museum day trip results in a free, front row Bad Religion concert. Fuck yeah.
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