July 2012
133 posts
Fuck me. That was way too much.
gnarlsbeardly asked: TMV tattoo idea: Ouroboros wrapped around a metatron cube.
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Minimum 300 sit-ups and 150 push-ups before work...
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cnidariacoccyx replied to your photo: Totally breaking vegetarianism for this…
add some brown sugar, cayenne pepper, and cinnamon mayne!
God damn right. The brown sugar and cinnamon I’ll put in with the liquor for the glaze, then lightly dust it with pepper after it cooks. I AM SO EXCITED.
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theautologicalmetaphor:
burn in hell sam tarantino
Skype me! I'm bored.
Message for my contact info.
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“That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
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speedygonzaliz replied to your chat: Tyler: Sam, did you steal her cigarette…
are you in annapolis right now!!
LOL nah, it was just an e-mail my friend forwarded to me reminding me of a night last year when I still lived off West Street. I was hammered, being mischievous and fucking with this girl I really didn’t like but who was over because my roommates liked her by plucking her...
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Tyler: Sam, did you steal her cigarette pack?
Drunk Sam: (*way-too-pleased-with-myself grin, says nothing*)
Tyler: Did you take Meghan's cigarettes?
Drunk Sam: No. (*giggles*)
Tyler: Sam, are you lying?
Drunk Sam: (*giggles and nods*)
Tyler: Sam, where are they? Are they in your pants pocket?
Drunk Sam: No.
Drunk Sam: ... Yes.
You know you’re from Annapolis when your roommate asks to borrow a dollar (that turned out to be for a slice of pizza) and you respond with, “Yeah and if your boy is good he has a regular customer in me, fyi”
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I really just want to live alone so I can be naked all the time.
FLYING DOG THOUGH
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“One time, I was reading Descartes outside and a pigeon shit landed right in the...”
– My roommate
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Leading preventable causes of my chronic...
overeating
excessive alcohol consumption
excessive coffee/caffeine consumption
smoking
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Okay but Zach seriously how did you get that...
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My roommate wrote a song about buttsex. Enjoy.
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How long will you wait for me to come around?
And...
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Fuck your mindless reposting of “Raw With Love” and
Fuck your “art” and especially
Fuck your terrible, banal photography.
Fuck your obsession with sex.
Fuck your desire to be seen and pitied as a lonely introvert.
Fuck your Instagram.
Fuck your bad typography and
Fuck your upside down crosses and especially
Fuck Morrissey.
Fuck your high-waisted shorts.
Fuck your...
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Via Reddit: Gorilla Youngsters Observed As They... →
I’ve been pretty miserable all day today. Besides having the compassion that comes with being a normal human being, as both a former long-time movie theater employee and someone who has been personally injured by gun violence, I don’t really have the words to express how I feel about the events in Colorado last night except a generic extension of my deepest condolences to everyone who...
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